The Core Principles of the Callahan Academy for Interpersonal Sensitivity and Political Correctness.

Tom Callahan’s Four Maxims

1) Treat everyone decently.
2) Learn to laugh at yourself.
3) Know that everyone makes mistakes, So Get Over It!
4) Don't call the authorities unless there is fire or blood.

(06 October 2010, ESN; Revised slightly from previously published versions following the discovery of a physical diploma awarded to the only known graduate of the Academy. The graduate's name will be withheld to protect the innocent.)